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new game! post totally awesome linux limerick!

there once young osa,
loaded linux night day
once in bar mans hot wife
said poor boor must life
said i, no ma'am, love play!

there old man leeds
swallowed packet of seeds
came pass
covered in grass
, couldn't sit down weeds.


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